Attack Girls' Swim Team vs. the Undead

I'm firmly convinced that the Japanese have something deeply wrong with them psychologically...as a culture.  If you don't believe me, just take a look at some of the movies that they produce!  Just as an example, let's look at one in particular, it's called Attack Girls Swim Team Vs. The Undead.

Now, who wouldn't be interested in that, girls in bathing suits fighting zombies?!  It sounds perfect, but it is, in fact, one of the weirdest movies I've ever seen...and I've seen some weird crap!!!  Here's the story:

Young Aki is a new student in school, her only friend is Sayaka, a girl who thinks that Aki should join the school's swim team to make more friends.  One day, a van appears at school and it's vaccination day, after all, there's a "new virus" going around and we have to be inoculated, don't we?  Not long after the inoculations are given, everything goes crazy!  Teachers begin executing students, students begin eating each other and the only people unaffected are the girls swim team.  It seems that something in the water that keeps the swim team safe...so, it makes sense to dump water on the other zombies to either save or destroy them!  And that would be fine, but the teachers got a 'special' inoculation that makes them immune to the water too!!  So, the swim team must battle them or die.

Now, that might seem like a very simple movie, but if you're familiar with Japanese cinema at all, then you know that that's just the caramel center in the middle of a very strange confection.  First, Aki is, in fact, not what she seems, there's a mad scientist involved in the whole sordid affair and...let me just say this...vagina laser beam...yes, you read that right!

Attack Girls Swim Team Vs. The Undead is one of the weirdest things I've ever seen, and, if you have the stomach, it's not a terrible movie.  There's zombies, there's sex, there's school girls...this is a horror perverts dream come true!!!!  I'm giving Attack Girls Swim Team Vs. The Undead 3 out of 4 cigars, it defies description and logic, but it's weird enough that you can't take your eyes off of it!

Attack Girls' Swim Team vs. the Undead