Vampire Girl Vs. Frankenstein Girl
If you're familiar with me at all, then you know when it comes to movies, I truly love the weird and unusual. Well, it doesn't get more weird or unusual than Japanese movies, and this one, Vampire Girl Vs. Frankenstein Girl may be one of the weirdest I've ever seen!
In case you've never seen one of these Japanese 'horror' movies, then prepare yourself it's gonna get strange. Here's the story: Monami is a new transfer student in school and she's got a big crush on Mizushima, but Keiko has designs on Mizushima herself! Monami gives Mizushima a chocolate...sort of a valentine kind of thing...only Japanese. Well, when Mizu eats the chocolate he discovers that it's filled with blood! It turns out that Monami is a vampire and now he's going to be one too! Well, this doesn't sit well with Keiko, so she turns to her father who's the vice-principal of the school...and also happens to be a descendant of Dr. Frankenstein! Well, he turns his little girl into a super monster, so she can better fight this 'evil' vampire menace. Now the two girls are caught up in a battle that's both bizarre and bloody!
The wonderful thing about Japanese horror movies is the total lack of sense they make...and not only do they not make sense, they absolutely revel in the lack of sense they make! So, there's lots of blood, in fact, according to this movie, the human body holds about 27 gallons of blood...and when cut, said blood sprays out endlessly! It's a wonder of gore and brutality!
I'm giving Vampire Girl Vs. Frankenstein Girl 3 out of 4 cigars, it's a very strange movie (even by my standards) and it might not be for you. But, if you like this kind of thing...then pop this in the DVD player and prepare to have your mind blown!
And, until next time, remember, there's no such thing as a bad movie!